If you have been keeping up with my blog over
the past three months, (and if you’re the one person who reads this blog, you
have) you know that this course has not been my strength. If you’ve seen my
work, you’d probably say the same. My technological savvy is that of
chimpanzee, so I was at a disadvantage right out of the gate. I know how to
swipe on my iPhone and search the web on my MacBook, but after that it’s a
little dicey.
Thankfully, this last project of the year for
this course gave my a little more of a creative option. I think I possess
skills in that category of an above average chimpanzee, so I decided to try and
put that knowledge to use. I had always found myself laughing when I would
watch those “5 second movies” where they take famous movies and condense them
to only five seconds. As I knew this project was to be five seconds, I thought
I would look into that. Sadly, most movies that people would know had already
been done, except James Bond. I figured since there had been so many of those movies
made (and they all had similar plots), that they wouldn’t be able to choose
one. That’s when I decided to roll with that idea.
James Bond is extremely misogynistic, but
they cover that up nicely by making him good looking, and having cool weapons.
I figured I would highlight these features, as it would best characterize him
in only 5 seconds. That’s why I had him shooting someone, then ordering a
martini, slapping a girl, ended my a massive explosion. You can always count on
every Bond movie having those qualities.
I’m a big fan of the movies, so that inspired
me to go with this route. I wanted to try and somewhat mask my digital
ineptitudes by adding an element of humor to the project. I feel like I was
successful in doing that, which made me feel a lot more confident about handing
in this assignment.


